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[birds tweeting]

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Yes! It's here!

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Whoa.

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-[Jack] Look, Lil.
-Huh?

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My mom got me a phone.

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What? Jungle Boy Jack
got a phone?

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Hmm.

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So, first thing's first.

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I'll put you
in our family group chat.

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And here's where you
can download games.

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I like to take all of mine
and put them in a folder called,

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"homework."

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Wow, it really is
a whole new world.

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-[vigorous typing sounds]
-[both sigh]

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[both sniff]

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Technology allows us a window
into the lives of others

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but not all windows
have a good view.

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This is a big step
for you, Jack.

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You may be 13 and old enough
to have a phone

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but there's still gonna be
some ground rules.

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Location tracker, on.

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Search history, public.

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Social media, no.

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[softening] Plus, you think
about all these latest studies

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-[buzzing]
-coming out of Harvard as far as

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-cellphone radio waves...
-[both giggle]

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And even encrypted
correspondence

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can be subpoenaed by a court.

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-[Will continues speaking]
-[message swoops]

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[buzzing]

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...illnesses

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[snorts]

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[suppressed laughter]

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Got it?

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Okay. Good.

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Will Wylde, you did it again.

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I didn't know you had it
in you, Jack.

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Hah. Yeah, me neither.

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Huh?

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The text, the text, the text!

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The funny text about Dad!

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I accidentally sent it
to the-- to the--

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to the family group chat.

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[suspenseful music]

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What have you done, Jack?

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♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

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♪♪ Together we get close ♪♪

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♪♪ Me and you
Me and you ♪♪

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[water splashing]

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[rhythmic whistling]

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[both] We gotta
delete that text!

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Come on. Where is it?

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[both panicking]

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Gotta be here somewhere.

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Jack.

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Why don't we use my phone
to call Dad's phone?

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That way when Dad's phone rings,
we can locate it--

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[both] From sound alone.

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[both gasp]

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[both] We're so smart.

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[dialing tone]

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[cellphone ringtone]

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-[humming]
-[cellphone ring]

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Hey! My phone.

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[buzzing, rings]

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[both] We should've
looked there first!

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[pants]

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-[whistling]
-[cellphone rings]

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[pants]

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[speedy ringtone]

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[pants]

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[cellphone rings]

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Is that my phone?

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[cellphone rings]

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Uh, I just wanted to make sure
you didn't miss that call.

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-[cellphone rings]
-Hmm.

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Why would Lil be calling me
when she's right there?

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[sad trombone]

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-[beeps]
-Hello?

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Hi, Dad.

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Just called to say I love you.

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I love you too.

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-[beeps]
-Well, I'm off to the gym.

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I have a family that loves me

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so, I've got to stay healthy.

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[panicked, nervous sighs]

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Manifest strength.
Manifest wealth.

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Manifest strength.
Manifest wealth.

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[engine stutters]

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-Ugh. Come on.
-[engine stutters]

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Psst. Lily.

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Why won't you start?

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[beeping]

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I just filled this up!

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[grunts]

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[whistling]

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Argh. This can't get worse.

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[honking]

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[band] ♪♪ Night will come ♪♪

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♪♪ I get caught in your whim ♪♪

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♪♪ Suffocate in your palms ♪♪

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♪♪ By breathing that comes ♪♪

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♪♪ From my angel of dark ♪♪

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-[band continues to sing]
-♪♪ Every tear is a dagger ♪♪

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♪♪ Rain drop, drop on ♪♪

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[mumbles] ♪♪ Hop on ♪♪

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♪♪ Hop off
Cookies ♪♪

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♪♪ Cookies
Hop off ♪♪

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-This is my chance.
-[rapper sings]

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[rapper continues]

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[straining]

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-[hoots]
-[gasps]

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[tires screech]

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[honking]

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[hoots]

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[breathes deeply]

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Oh, to err is human.

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To forgive, divine.

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[classical music playing]

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♪♪ Three little men
from school are we ♪♪

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-[Will and radio singers sing]
-[groans]

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Was that my stomach?

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Time for Dad's car snacks!

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Where my cold cuts at?

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[grunting, groaning]

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Whoa!

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That's a tough piece of turkey.

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[strains, sighs]

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[breathes, gulps]

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[chokes]

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[background scream]

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Don't freak out,

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but there's a stinky sock

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on your head.

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[nervously panics, gags]

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[sighs]

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Should we give up?

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No!

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I only see Dad
a few weeks a year.

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I don't want this text to make
things weird between us.

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Stay if you want.

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I gotta delete
that text message.

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[whistles]

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[squeaking]

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[squeaking]

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-[beeps]
-[groans]

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-[beeps]
-[groans]

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Follow my lead.

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Is it leg day already? Beep.

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[groans]

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[grunting]

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[people panting]

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[both grunting, groaning]

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There's Dad's bag.

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Uh, I don't think this is Dad's.

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[clears throat]

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That's my stuff.

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-[screams]
-Please don't kill us!

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[grunting]

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[siren wails]

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[siren blaring]

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[sighs]

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Why'd I even want this thing?

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I hate it. It's the worst!

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Stay with me.
We still got a chance!

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[instructor] Breathe in
the positive vibrations

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of nature, humanity,

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and the loved ones around you.

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Breathe out the crushing
futility of existence.

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[exhales sharply]

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Love this class.

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I want you to picture
a moment of your life

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where you felt weak,
where you felt bullied,

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and I want you to...

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scream!

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[weak screaming]

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[angry, loud screaming]

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Okay. You ready?

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Are you sure this is gonna work?

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Yeah. Now, get in there.

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Rainwater to reinvigorate
your inner warrior?

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Now, visualize yourself
as the bike

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and pretend you
are the one being ridden.

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[gasps]

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[pants]

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-You got it?
-Yeah,

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but how do we
crack the password?

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Let's try my birthday.

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[negative buzz]

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-Maybe my birthday?
-[negative buzz]

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Let's try my birthday again.

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[cellphone ringing]

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[pants] Hey, my phone.

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-[screams]
-[screams]

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-[ringing]
-Go, go, go!

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[pants]

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[grunts] Where is it?

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[screams]

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-[screams]
-[screams]

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[Will screaming]

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[straining, grunts]

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No!

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-Whoa!
-[grunts]

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-[people grunting]
-[bikes crashing]

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What are you two doing here?

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-Hello?
-[Min chattering]

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What's that?
Check the group chat?

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Dad, I can explain.

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Shush.

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[Will] You two have really
stepped in it this time!

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Now I'm banned.

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How am I supposed to stay
fit and healthy for my family

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if I can't go to my spin class?

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I loved that class!

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I'm sorry, Dad.
It was my mistake.

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But this phone,

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it brought out the devil in me.

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Be gone!

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-Oh, nice shot.
-Wait.

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You're not mad about the text?

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Oh, that? Nah.

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It's gonna take a lot more
than a silly joke

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to get under my skin.

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We're family.

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Family say things
they don't mean sometimes.

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But it's important we apologize
and try not to do it again.

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[both] We're sorry.

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[grunts, cracks back] Well,

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if you'll excuse me,
I left something in my car.

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00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:04,822
I might take a minute,
but it's okay.

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Don't come help me.

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[door opens, closes]

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[sad, melancholic music]

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[thunder rumbles]

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We should text him.

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[swoop sound]

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[beeps, buzzing]

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Lil. Jack.

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Lil. Jack.

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Lil. Jack!

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00:11:03,881 --> 00:11:06,683
[dog sniffing]

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00:11:06,783 --> 00:11:09,620
-[Will] No!
-[dog barking]

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00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:10,621
I don't understand!

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00:11:10,721 --> 00:11:12,956
The last Hallasand
was right here!

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00:11:13,056 --> 00:11:14,391
Did someone already eat it?

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We were gonna share that
for dessert!

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I can't believe one of you
was so selfish

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just for another bite
of soft, velvety,

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delicious, life-altering cookie.

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Oh, yeah. Whoa.

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00:11:27,905 --> 00:11:29,740
Oh, yeah!

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00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,743
Hey! Come to me.

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00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:35,145
[choking, gagging]

255
00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:36,080
[gasps]

256
00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,816
Eating the last Hallasand
is truly criminal.

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00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:40,117
Who would do such a thing?

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00:11:40,217 --> 00:11:42,086
Kids, [sighs] sometimes in life,

259
00:11:42,186 --> 00:11:45,456
it's better to just let go
of these things.

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But this is not one
of those times.

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It's Halmoni!

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00:11:49,993 --> 00:11:51,595
-What?
-[all gasp]

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That's a serious accusation,
Min.

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I'm a serious woman, Will.

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Well, Wylde Pak family bylaws
state

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that Halmoni is entitled
to a fair and speedy trial.

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00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:05,138
So, I call to order
an emergency family tribunal.

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♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

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♪♪ Together we get close ♪♪

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♪♪ Me and you
Me and you ♪♪

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Okay, gang. [sighs]

272
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,556
Because Min made the accusation,

273
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,457
she will speak first.

274
00:12:20,557 --> 00:12:21,959
Thank you, honey.
I love you and I cherish you.

275
00:12:22,059 --> 00:12:26,059
[clears throat] It started
at 10:00 this morning.

276
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:28,465
It was like any other morning.

277
00:12:28,565 --> 00:12:31,034
I was in the kitchen,
watering my plants,

278
00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:31,902
when Lil came in.

279
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,705
Good morning
to my lovely mother.

280
00:12:34,805 --> 00:12:36,140
Um-mwah!

281
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,608
[screams]

282
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:38,509
[panicking]

283
00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:40,711
-Are you okay, Lily?
-What's going on?

284
00:12:40,811 --> 00:12:44,811
[mumbling] We have
a Hallasand!

285
00:12:44,982 --> 00:12:46,817
[all] Ooh. Cookie.

286
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:49,653
We must've forgotten
about this little guy.

287
00:12:49,753 --> 00:12:53,057
[all] We should eat it now.
Cookie.

288
00:12:53,157 --> 00:12:56,527
Whoa. Whoa!
Hallasands are special.

289
00:12:56,627 --> 00:12:57,895
What if we share it for dessert

290
00:12:57,995 --> 00:13:01,198
and really savor it together
as a family.

291
00:13:01,298 --> 00:13:03,901
Wouldn't that be
the right thing to do?

292
00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:05,903
-I love you, Mom.
-What a good idea!

293
00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:07,037
That's why I married her!

294
00:13:07,137 --> 00:13:09,006
But one of us wasn't as keen on

295
00:13:09,106 --> 00:13:12,910
sharing the Hallasand.

296
00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:17,010
Ooh, I love you my smart wife.

297
00:13:18,649 --> 00:13:20,918
Two p.m.
I'm working in the kitchen.

298
00:13:21,018 --> 00:13:23,220
Mr. Rodriguez, I'll put you down
for Saturday.

299
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,722
I'm ready for your credit card,
Mrs. Eslick.

300
00:13:24,822 --> 00:13:27,057
Mr. McMahon, you wanna cancel
your appointment last minute?

301
00:13:27,157 --> 00:13:31,157
Sure, let me just explain
our cancellation policy.

302
00:13:31,795 --> 00:13:32,963
[mumbling, grunts]

303
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:36,066
I gotta find some--
I gotta find something to use.

304
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:39,103
-[shouting]
-Need any help, hon?

305
00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:39,703
No!

306
00:13:39,803 --> 00:13:42,005
What I'm embarking on
is far too dangerous

307
00:13:42,105 --> 00:13:44,041
for any of you to get involved.

308
00:13:44,141 --> 00:13:47,311
I finish this alone.

309
00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:48,779
Ow! My tushy!

310
00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:50,214
As I went to get back to work,

311
00:13:50,314 --> 00:13:53,317
there was Halmoni
at the scene of the crime.

312
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:54,885
[hisses]

313
00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:55,986
I didn't think much of it then

314
00:13:56,086 --> 00:14:00,086
but that must've been
when she took the Hallasand.

315
00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:01,058
Five p.m.

316
00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:02,626
I drive home after picking up

317
00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:05,329
Mrs. Hempstead's
peregrine falcon.

318
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,998
-Caw, caw!
-[falcon caws]

319
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,066
And who do I see?

320
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:13,166
Halmoni
destroying the evidence!

321
00:14:14,738 --> 00:14:18,738
Now you can see why I think
Halmoni ate the cookie.

322
00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:19,710
Hmm.

323
00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:20,310
I don't know.

324
00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:23,847
Those moments all seem
pretty insignificant.

325
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,682
Ah, that's what I thought too,

326
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,052
but something she said
earlier in the day

327
00:14:28,152 --> 00:14:29,887
put it all in context.

328
00:14:29,987 --> 00:14:33,987
I would throw everybody
in front of a bus

329
00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:36,860
to eat that Hallasand right now.

330
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,164
Wait. What did you say?

331
00:14:40,264 --> 00:14:42,332
Hey, Halmoni.

332
00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:44,234
All right.

333
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:48,334
I'll be right back, Minju.

334
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,776
And then she just
walked upstairs.

335
00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:53,811
Yeah, she did it.

336
00:14:53,911 --> 00:14:55,212
Enjoy life in prison, Halmoni.

337
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:56,947
Wait. It looks bad,

338
00:14:57,047 --> 00:15:00,984
but I think she's innocent.
Hear me out.

339
00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:01,785
Eleven a.m.

340
00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:02,786
I planned to start my day

341
00:15:02,886 --> 00:15:06,886
with a casual viewing of one
of my favorite feel-good films.

342
00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:10,360
Ah, toots. Where is it?

343
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:11,628
Just then, I witnessed

344
00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:13,897
one of Halmoni's acts
of genuine compassion.

345
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,365
How many people
would hand deliver

346
00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:17,835
their clean laundry
right to you?

347
00:15:17,935 --> 00:15:20,370
-[clicks tongue]
-That's one top-notch gal.

348
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:23,073
But back to the problem
at hand.

349
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,275
Around 3:00 p.m.,
my search for the film

350
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:29,375
led me to the underbelly
of the living room couch.

351
00:15:30,948 --> 00:15:34,752
[thumping sounds]

352
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,053
[gasps] My DVD!

353
00:15:36,153 --> 00:15:40,153
Halmoni's kindness had gifted
me what I was looking for.

354
00:15:40,324 --> 00:15:42,159
So good boy.

355
00:15:42,259 --> 00:15:43,060
And then she was off

356
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,762
to complete
what I can only assume

357
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,096
were more good deeds.

358
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,297
So, movie in hand,

359
00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:49,400
I went into the kitchen
to grab a snack.

360
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,403
And that's when I
noticed something...

361
00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:53,070
heinous.

362
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:56,306
If there's one thing father
is a merciless tyrant about,

363
00:15:56,406 --> 00:15:57,408
it's open cupboard doors.

364
00:15:57,508 --> 00:16:00,344
Chilled by the thought
of his wrath, I got to work.

365
00:16:00,444 --> 00:16:01,345
As I closed the cupboards,

366
00:16:01,445 --> 00:16:04,348
I took notice of the Hallasand
resting safely in the pantry.

367
00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:07,117
I just think if you opened door,
you should close it.

368
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,686
-I'm not a tyrant.
-That was at 3:00 p.m.

369
00:16:09,786 --> 00:16:11,855
An hour after Min
said she caught

370
00:16:11,955 --> 00:16:13,457
Halmoni eating the Hallasand.

371
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:14,858
So, she couldn't have eaten it.

372
00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:18,958
But neither you or Mom
saw Halmoni from four to five.

373
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,098
What happened in that hour?

374
00:16:21,198 --> 00:16:22,766
[laughs]

375
00:16:22,866 --> 00:16:24,701
I'm glad you asked.

376
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:26,136
We were all in the kitchen
this morning

377
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,372
when we decided
to split the Hallasand.

378
00:16:28,472 --> 00:16:30,040
-Whoa.
-You're so strong!

379
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:30,507
[grunts]

380
00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:33,110
Run along, everyone.
Daddy's got work to do.

381
00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:36,013
-Bye, Papa!
-Coolest guy I know.

382
00:16:36,113 --> 00:16:37,848
He ain't bad on the eyes either.

383
00:16:37,948 --> 00:16:40,317
[laughs] Bunch of cuties.

384
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:40,951
[gasps]

385
00:16:41,051 --> 00:16:43,821
I went to give
Mr. Kruvi's chameleon a bath.

386
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:44,855
But he ran off on me!

387
00:16:44,955 --> 00:16:46,423
To the Groom and Board!

388
00:16:46,523 --> 00:16:48,092
What did you just say?

389
00:16:48,192 --> 00:16:49,993
Excuse me, ladies.

390
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,395
[smooches]

391
00:16:51,495 --> 00:16:54,064
Will is so handsome.

392
00:16:54,164 --> 00:16:55,199
You did good, Minju.

393
00:16:55,299 --> 00:16:57,301
I ran to the trailer
to look for him,

394
00:16:57,401 --> 00:17:00,471
when I saw the biggest spider
I've ever seen.

395
00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:01,805
[growls]

396
00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:05,743
I needed to gear up,
so I went to the kitchen.

397
00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:08,345
Two p.m.

398
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,514
You come back, Will Wylde.

399
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:11,915
You come back a hero!

400
00:17:12,015 --> 00:17:14,284
As you wish, my lady.

401
00:17:14,384 --> 00:17:18,384
[sighing] Aww.

402
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,528
[growling] Your family is mine!

403
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,398
You itsy-bitsy creep!

404
00:17:27,498 --> 00:17:28,899
-Gyah!
-Hya!

405
00:17:28,999 --> 00:17:31,201
-[growls]
-[grunts]

406
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,169
[grunting]

407
00:17:32,269 --> 00:17:35,406
-[growling]
-[grunting]

408
00:17:35,506 --> 00:17:38,876
[both grunting]

409
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:42,279
[both screaming]

410
00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,515
Ah!

411
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:45,549
Huh? What?

412
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:48,385
Say goodnight, Will Wylde.

413
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,520
Heh, heh, heh.

414
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,188
I thought I was done for.

415
00:17:51,288 --> 00:17:53,957
Until Halmoni saved me.

416
00:17:54,057 --> 00:17:57,861
Huh? Ah!

417
00:17:57,961 --> 00:17:59,129
Hey, spider.

418
00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:00,831
Sucks to be you.

419
00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:03,901
Wait. But this doesn't
clear things up at all.

420
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:04,468
[shrieking]

421
00:18:04,568 --> 00:18:06,503
I guess that does place
Halmoni in the trailer

422
00:18:06,603 --> 00:18:07,404
while you were out, Min.

423
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,374
No one wants to know
how it went with the spider?

424
00:18:10,474 --> 00:18:13,410
Okay, okay. Everyone calm down.

425
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,113
Dad, no.

426
00:18:16,213 --> 00:18:16,814
Ahem.

427
00:18:16,914 --> 00:18:20,217
I think I can clear all this up.

428
00:18:20,317 --> 00:18:20,918
10:05 a.m.

429
00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:22,286
After we all split up
this morning,

430
00:18:22,386 --> 00:18:24,054
I got to my room
to play my new game.

431
00:18:24,154 --> 00:18:27,291
Ripped Ascension Four:
Unfaithful Edition.

432
00:18:27,391 --> 00:18:30,260
It's my first play through and
I start building my character.

433
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,330
A high elf barbarian
pastry chef named Shuaz.

434
00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:35,165
The customization options
are nuts.

435
00:18:35,265 --> 00:18:37,534
The new game engine allows
for triple-tiering subclassing,

436
00:18:37,634 --> 00:18:40,137
so I have to make sure
it fits Shuaz's core mechanic.

437
00:18:40,237 --> 00:18:43,907
It's not until 1:30 p.m. that
I had his initial build ready.

438
00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:46,310
I finally thought I was done
when I realized

439
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:48,445
I set my barbarian faith
to arbitrary,

440
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,348
which directly opposed
Shuaz's paladin beliefs--

441
00:18:51,448 --> 00:18:53,517
Does Halmoni even factor
into this?

442
00:18:53,617 --> 00:18:55,919
What? Why would she?

443
00:18:56,019 --> 00:18:56,887
Your Honor.

444
00:18:56,987 --> 00:18:59,623
Please, let me defend myself.

445
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,626
I did not eat Hallasand.

446
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:03,894
What did you just say?

447
00:19:03,994 --> 00:19:05,929
I was talking to Minju on sofa,

448
00:19:06,029 --> 00:19:09,166
and I noticed something
on Will.

449
00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,935
It was Dokkaebi!

450
00:19:12,035 --> 00:19:13,604
[both gasp] Dokkaebi!

451
00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:16,440
Yes. Korean monster.

452
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:18,208
With Dokkaebi in house,

453
00:19:18,308 --> 00:19:21,311
Hallasand and family
will not be safe.

454
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,013
I be right back, Minju.

455
00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:25,549
So, I decide to hunt down.

456
00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:27,518
It was very, very difficult

457
00:19:27,618 --> 00:19:31,088
because, always, it disappear.

458
00:19:31,188 --> 00:19:32,289
Dokkaebi hate red color,

459
00:19:32,389 --> 00:19:35,426
so I use Lily's hat
to scare away.

460
00:19:35,526 --> 00:19:36,560
Dokkaebi run!

461
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:39,063
Hide inside AC.

462
00:19:39,163 --> 00:19:40,731
[growls]

463
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,666
So, I chased to kitchen.

464
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:46,766
I'm not gonna let that spider
make a fool out of me!

465
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:47,638
[yelps]

466
00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:51,608
Then I turn on AC
very, very high

467
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,644
so it blow out Dokkaebi.

468
00:19:53,744 --> 00:19:55,245
Dokkaebi shoot out!

469
00:19:55,345 --> 00:19:58,415
Right inside kitchen closet.

470
00:19:58,515 --> 00:20:00,150
I try to catch.

471
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,419
But Dokkaebi
is very, very clever.

472
00:20:02,519 --> 00:20:04,121
[whimpers]

473
00:20:04,221 --> 00:20:05,255
Aww.

474
00:20:05,355 --> 00:20:06,223
Ahh!

475
00:20:06,323 --> 00:20:07,224
It trick me!

476
00:20:07,324 --> 00:20:08,692
Then, run to living room,

477
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:12,229
jump onto shelf
and make big mess.

478
00:20:12,329 --> 00:20:16,066
I try to grab it,
but it make fun of me!

479
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:18,469
-Then run away again!
-[giggles]

480
00:20:18,569 --> 00:20:22,569
But your Halmoni
is a super Halmoni.

481
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,208
I chase to trailer.

482
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:28,078
Inside there is Will,
crying like baby.

483
00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:30,647
[crying]

484
00:20:30,747 --> 00:20:34,747
Then I see hungry Dokkaebi
eating dog food.

485
00:20:35,686 --> 00:20:36,620
Oh.

486
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,356
So, finally I catch
evil Dokkaebi.

487
00:20:39,456 --> 00:20:42,659
Aw. [clicks tongue]
You trapped now?

488
00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:46,296
Aw. You gonna cry, little bug?

489
00:20:46,396 --> 00:20:47,998
[screams] My face!

490
00:20:48,098 --> 00:20:52,098
Then I go outside
and throw Dokkaebi away!

491
00:20:52,269 --> 00:20:56,269
And I see Minju
get out of car.

492
00:20:58,775 --> 00:21:00,210
[giggling]

493
00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:01,512
And now we are here.

494
00:21:01,612 --> 00:21:05,182
My family blame me
for missing Hallasand.

495
00:21:05,282 --> 00:21:09,282
That's the most insane thing
I've ever heard in my life.

496
00:21:10,154 --> 00:21:11,055
I stood up for you.

497
00:21:11,155 --> 00:21:12,556
You made a fool of me, Halmoni!

498
00:21:12,656 --> 00:21:14,591
Will, it's time
to put my mom in a home.

499
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,060
-[gasps]
-[gasps]

500
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,194
Dokkaebi!

501
00:21:17,294 --> 00:21:19,363
Umma, they don't exist.

502
00:21:19,463 --> 00:21:23,463
No! Look!

503
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:27,037
[yawns]

504
00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:28,072
[all] Hallasand!

505
00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:28,806
Mr. Kruvi's chameleon!

506
00:21:28,906 --> 00:21:32,906
Wait. This was the Dokkaebi
you were chasing around?

507
00:21:33,443 --> 00:21:34,211
Yes.

508
00:21:34,311 --> 00:21:36,180
That's just a chameleon,
Halmoni.

509
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:36,780
What is that?

510
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,684
Well, I officially withdraw
my Hallasand accusation.

511
00:21:40,784 --> 00:21:42,419
-Sorry, Umma.
-Sorry, Halmoni.

512
00:21:42,519 --> 00:21:44,321
A home is still not a bad idea.

513
00:21:44,421 --> 00:21:48,392
Well, at least we can
eat the Hallasand now.

514
00:21:48,492 --> 00:21:52,329
[grunts, gulps, snorts]

515
00:21:52,429 --> 00:21:53,030
[gasps]

516
00:21:53,130 --> 00:21:57,130
No! That chameleon
had a very restrictive diet!

517
00:21:57,267 --> 00:21:58,268
I'm eating that chameleon!

518
00:21:58,368 --> 00:22:00,604
-[Will] Lily, no!
-[Min] Somebody grab her!

519
00:22:00,704 --> 00:22:04,704
[Lily] Today I feast!

520
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,819
♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

521
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:19,919
♪♪ Together we get close ♪♪

522
00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:23,360
♪♪ Me and you
Me and you ♪♪

523
00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:25,362
♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

524
00:22:25,462 --> 00:22:29,199
♪♪ Together we get close ♪♪

525
00:22:29,299 --> 00:22:33,299
♪♪ Me and you
Me and you ♪♪